WHICH THE COFFEE'S ALWAYS HOT AND THE HASH BROWNS ARE GOLDEN

Waffle House. Just sayin' it makes you feel Warm/Comfy/Right at Home, don't it? Y'all come from A Long Way/All Over/Everywhere to get a taste of that True Blue/Honest-to-Goodness/Genuine diner experience. You Walk in and the smell hits you first: Crispy/Toasty/Freshly Baked hash browns, Savory/Sweet/Bacon-infused bacon sizzlin' on the griddle, and